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November 10, 2009

scene : dairy queen drive-thru. scot driving, me in the passenger seat, and H still rear facing (because she’s a gnome and not likely to reach height weight requirements until her 4th birthday) in the back seat chewing on her shoe or ripping her socks off.

me: even though i want a heath blizzard extra heath, i will have a peanut buster parfait since you hate saying extra heath. you’re welcome.

scot: how is the amount they put in in not enough for you?

me: because they don’t ever put enough. not only that but the stuff they do put in it is all concentrated at the top and once you get past it it’s just plain ice cream from there on out.

scot: it’s just embarrassing.

me: i know, i get it, you hate it! that is why i’ll have a peanut buster parfait and save you the embarrassment.

scot: thank you.

me: ’cause i love you. see how i made a sacrifice? man, i’m awesome sometimes.

scot: modest, too.

dairy queen guy: hi what can i get you?

scot: i’ll have a peanut buster parfait, and a large tagalong blizzard, extra tagalongs. ::side eye and smirk::

 

oh no he.did.NOT.

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8 Comments leave one →
  1. Ali permalink
    November 10, 2009 6:36 am

    LMAO! Mandy, you are a riot! Your blog is so much fun to read. Love it!

  2. Mary permalink
    November 10, 2009 6:52 am

    That is just MEAN!

  3. November 10, 2009 8:48 am

    Wow. Tonight: make him go and order you what you really wanted!

  4. emily bilbrey permalink
    November 10, 2009 8:50 am

    ::rolls up a newspaper and hits scot on the nose::

    bad scot! BAD! you go to the boo box!

  5. t.bird permalink
    November 10, 2009 9:16 am

    now i want a blizzard. suck.

  6. Bree permalink
    November 10, 2009 3:26 pm

    umm. yeah. Amazing.

  7. davida glowworm permalink
    November 15, 2009 5:34 am

    what the fuck is a Tagalong?

    • Mandy permalink*
      November 15, 2009 10:49 am

      wtf? it’s a girlscout cookie! the peanut butter & chocolate one!

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