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love letter.

June 23, 2009

dear kelloggs special K chocolatey delight,

you have been a naughty cereal and now you must be punished. why must you taste so good? no person in their right mind should have to buy 2 or more boxes of you a week, yet here i am contemplating eating you for the third, yes THIRD time today.

first, there is breakfast. i mean, that’s what you’re here for right? the most important meal of the day is now the most chocolatey. then there is the times when i need a little snack, like right after lunch. you’re there for me. and then there are times like now, when it’s time to go to bed, but we don’t have ice cream and you’d make the perfect dessert.

i might have to stop buying you all together. but your box says i could lose up to 2 inches off my waistline by eating you. i have a bad feeling they don’t mean if you eat it 3 times a day. boo.

see you tomorrow morning.


2 Comments leave one →
  1. bobbi permalink
    June 23, 2009 7:13 pm

    I can relate. I have the same issue with Haagen Dasz (sp.?) Fleur de Sel Caramel ice cream. It calls me, "You know you love me, come over to the freezer section." My problem…it doesn't say anywhere on the label that I will lose inches eating the stuff!!! Do I dare try this wonderful cereal?!

  2. jessica permalink
    June 25, 2009 2:33 am

    special k challenge!
    ::rolls around in their thick layer of deceit::

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